*EMICRANIA.*.....ANOTHER JOKE, DONNA (Frau) and I SHARE. ,,MIGRAINE..

"Oscar ..what do you think of it all so far then.?,".. "Oh...Madam, One should never trust a woman with STRAW Coloured hair".

http://www.napoli.com/ ArrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!! Oh dearie dearie..ME!!.....FOR TODAY,....I GIVE UP !!...INFACT, I MIGHT JUST TAKE EARLY RETIREMENT FROM MY POST..(WAS THAT A ROUND OF APPLAUSE..!!.I Just heard, & a LOUD..HURRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY !...} "MRS KRAP"."YES .MRS KRAP"...HOW LONG HAS MISS MARPLE NOW BEEN DEALING WITH DONNA'S & ANNA'S MISSING ARTICLES.THE VANISHING PANETTONE...WHO ATE IT????.THE CASE BEING DEALT WITH IN FULL PUBLIC VIEW?..."OH..QUITE A FEW DAYS NOW MRS KRAP.".." I SEE"....I WONDER IF ...OHHH..I WONDER IF...WE SHOULD GET.....HOLMES & THE GOOD DR WATSON INVOLVED IN THIS.. I MEAN ....I 'EVEN' SUGGESTED THERE COULD WELL BE A CONTROINFO ..'PHANTOM' A VIRTUALLY ViRTUAL GHOST ..EATING PEOPLES ARTICLES ..(AS WELL AS MY OWN ....AS I HAVE ALEADY STATED ,....MIND YOU -YOU CAN'T BLAME HIM FOR THAT..THEY ARE AFTER ALL AMAZING...and so are my comments....which i put so much effort in..to get the point across IN ANY LANGUAGE.).......WELL DONNA(with our massive language barrier) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHA WE COMMUNICATE .(NON STOP)..WITH OUR SENSE OF HUMOUR WITH OUR LAUGHTER...WITH OUR 00CCHIOLINO'S(00) WINK WINK.. AND OUR KRAK kraks..KRAKS..Ja..SI TAK..QUI .MRS LAMBRETTA...ON HER LITTLE RED AND WHITE SCOOTER..>>>>whizzes around controinfo>>>>Notices when Donna writes to tell us all that ,she is going away for 2 weeks a while back, (in Italian)& i wished her a BON VOYAGE.!.YES I DO KNOW THAT IS FRENCH AND NOT ITALIAN OR GERMAN !.yet,some people wondered WHERE DONNA WAS...was she offended by something???is that why she has stopped writing...NO! SHE WAS ON HER FUCKING HOLIDAYS!!! WHERE DID ANNA K go...ages ago..Why is she no longer contributing to the journal..??? WELL, SHE WROTE ON THE JOURNAL TELLING US..THAT SHE WAS UP TO HER EYES !!LOOKING AFTER HER CHILDREN AND THINGS & THEY CAME FIRST!!..I Wished her good luck.Donna and her husband, a few weeks ago went walking in the forests..and a Poor GOAT was just wandering about all ALONE...it followed them home...there were other little goats as well (KIDS) all got loose from a farm,and they were LOST Deep in the forest for a couple of days....DONNA POSTED A LOVELY PHOTO OF THE GOAT ..whilst her husband went in search of the FARMER,...ETC.IT WAS ALL WRITTEN IN ITALIAN.(yes, It took me ages to decipher..OF COURSE IT DID..I'M NOT ITALIAN..BUT I GOT THE GIST.;...HENCE THE BEAUTIFUL PAINTING I POSTED FOR DONNA...THE GOAT HERD...OH THAT'S A POINT..... THAT'S IT..!!!!!!.....BY JOVE, KRAKPOTS GOT IT!!.THE 'BLOODY GOAT' MUST HAVE EATEN DONNA'S ARTICLE.......IT FOLLOWED HER HERE...& STOLE ANNA'S PANETONNE...AS WELL.,.......GOATS WILL EAT ANYTHING...EVEN AN OLD COAT...!! YOU SEE HOW CLEVER I AM.......AUTHOR.!!!....I DEMAND A PAY RISE !!!!!!!!!!!! "MRS KRAP"....si ...MRS "KRAP"...."SARCASM IS THE LOWEST FORM OF WIT"...did you know that..?....."NO .I DID NOT,.BECAUSE, ...OH! MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS".......... NOW,AUTHOR, THE JOURNAL NEEDS AN OPTICIAN..IN RESIDENCE.....The Authors DEEP, BOOOOMING, BOSSY VOICE ,BELTS OUT ..."WE CAN'T AFFORD ONE" !!"SO ...SHUT IT ..MRS KRAP...& PUT A SOCK IN IT "!!! OR, I'LL SEND YOU TO THE SIBERIAN SALT MINES....For your next assignment"; IS THAT CLEAR ?" ! "Yes Sir..sorry sir...mrs krap meekly answers. and YES !!!!!I LOVE !!!!!!LOVE..!!...PECORINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!FORMAGGIO , as it makes a nice change from BLOODY PECORINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!