My Dearest Archangel Gabriele number .........2...my lover.......of dots & friend .If you read this today then I hope you have a Wonderful & Happy Day, and if you feel something 'strange' under your wings...it's ME, MRS KRAkPOT ,......JUST ABOUT TO TICKLE YOU...I'm very ticklish ...are you Angel?
I send you a warm hug ........
*from Mrs Krakpot*
Ps :Next time you are flying past >>>>>>>>>>...would you leave me a little kiss....well as you are Italian...I WANT TWO...one on my cheek and one on my.................
"WHAT !!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR KISSING.!...OH I SEE.,...I SEE.,..YES ,I CAN SEE YOU WITH THAT 'FLOOZY' UP THERE IN HER INNOCENT white DRESS...JUST ABOUT TO FALL OFF IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES..PUT HER DOWN AT ONCE !!.YOUV'E GOT TIME TO KISS HER HAVEN'T YOU..BUT NOT POOR OLD MRS KRAP.!..YES,..I MIGHT HAVE KNOWN YOU 'FLORENTINE PHILANDERER'!!
I'll bet a 1000 pounds that she can tickle you where my tickles can't reach..........."EXCUSE ME !! YOU ARE TEACHING HER HOW TO FLY !! YOU MUST THINK I WAS BORN YESTERDAY!...DO YOU THINK I AM BLIND.???..HOW CAN YOU TEACH HER HOW TO FLY...SHE HASN'T GOT ANY WINGS !....yes you might well look shamefaced ! AND IT'S SUNDAY !CASANOVA ! You SHOULD BE WORKING ON SUNDAY! IT MIGHT BE A DAY OF REST FOR SOME PEOPLE ! BUT YOU 'ARE' SUPPOSED TO BE AN ARCHANGEL...
It's NOT fair...!! I must be the ONLY woman on this journal for over 2 years & have not had one single kiss....YES....NOT ONE ! NO-ONE WOULD EVER BELIEVE THIS WAS AN ITALIAN JOURNAL...why EVEN 'The Author' ..yes 'the author'..has NOT once SEEN FIT ! NOT once!.To..blow me a MEASLY Kiss...It was THE ONLY REASON I CAME HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE..!.I make sure the office is full of paper & pens...I make his sandwiches ,I make the tea..,I ALWAYS make sure he has a nice ,clean, dry pair of underpants ...(BECAUSE THAT LAZY MAGGIE...HAS IDEAS OF GRANDEUR! HER ROYAL HIGHNESS 'MISS TANGO' ..does NOTHING around the place ! SHE CAN'T EVEN SCREW A LIGHTBULB IN PROPERLY !
IT'S DISGRACEFUL..!.I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE WORLD'S COMING TO!..I KNOW NOW WHY 'SPANISH' MEN HAVE COME TOP AGAIN........for being the BEST LOVERS IN THE UNIVERSE ...Italians came last !........AGAIN ! i'M NOT SURPRISED.!
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lol be careful Migliarino is very jelaous of the Arcangel
Excuse me???? uh...
first of all...queens dont screw in their own light bulbs. I have state functions to attend to, tangos to learn, and God knows what else!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you for the warning anonimo...does she love DOTS as well ?
I MIGHT have known.HRH 'MISS TANGO' WOULD TURN UP >>..shirking again !
the ink NEEDS replacing in the cartridges....& the paperclip drawer needs sorting out.
DEAREST EMILIA.....
THIS IS TO THANK YOU FOR ALL THE FUNNY, NICE, TANTALAZING THINGS U WROTE ON THE JOURNAL ABOUT THIS POOR, BROKEN DOWN SHADOW OF AN ONCE SUCCESFUL PAPPAGALLO WHO INSTEAD OF GOING TO SCHOOL WOULD PLEASE THE AMERICAN AND ENGLISH GIRLS....IN THE TOWN OF FLORENCE..... MAYBE SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE I MIGTH WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT MY ADVENTURES...
THANK YOU AGAIN MY BEUTIFULL LASSIE...YOUR ATTENTION IS VERY MUCH APPRECIEATED .
AAHAHaahahahahahhahahahaAHAHAAHA!!!
LISTEN my Beautiful LADDIE....
SHADOWS ARE VERY ENTICING...& BROKEN ONES are EVEN more EXCITING.!
now where is MY KISSSSSSSSSSSS
KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?????????????
YOU WILL SAY ANYTHING ARCHANGEL...TO MAKE ME FORGET I AM DUE A KISS........!!!
PS....I NEVER FORGET ANYTHING..!
I'M looking forward to your stories so much.....I LOVED THE ONE ABOUT SARDINIA..Ages ago,..but...it was too short.
NEVERMIND AMERICAN WOMEN & ENGLISH WOMEN.........i sent you a video....about POLISH WOMEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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