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GOOD AFTERNOON UNIVERSE .............Oh yes ......& MR TURTLE...AND ALL THE Little fishes......
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Now where am I in the general sphere of things in the vastness of my own thoughts...I ask myself;......well, at this moment in time 1pm BST to be precise,(one must be precise at these deep thinking sessions, otherwise confusion may set in..)I'm in bed...having a rest from the inside world.......& contemplating.Yes, Mrs Krap has got her Philosophical /Deep thinking head on...and her cigar ....it's been there for quite a long time now...the head -not the cigar,..but .,.somehow life gets in the way of my mind....SO TODAY ......I'M DEDICATING MY MIND-MY THOUGHTS -MY QUESTIONS.....TO ME.I owe it to myself...to find out who i really am...and what I am i actually doing here...& WHY?..I WANT TO FIND OUT BY TONIGHT...I 'M NOT WAITING ANY LONGER...I'M 51..!!..I'M NOT INTO RIDDLES OR MYSTERIES....I'M SICK OF THEM!
I NEED MY BIKE BACK!!! Only when i am on my bike,can i unravel mysteries...and I CAN CHANGE A TYRE AND SORT OUT A PUNCTURE......YET ,I Still find it hard to tie a shoelace.......It's all a deep mystery.......is it fathomless....
I'm going to write a short story called 'A DANCE WITH DARWIN'.....in the bath..later..i'm going to float..some ...Ummmmm... some.....you see,!!! I DON'T KNOW.!!.
so...that gets me to thinking...if i had done this before...I WOULD KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO FLOAT IN THE BATH..........SO ...THAT PROVES THAT I WAS RIGHT....I HAVE NOT BEEN RE-INCARNATED..AT ALL!..(roman Catholics are not allowed to believe in reincarnation....,so I'M GLAD I CAN PROVE they were at least RIGHT on that one........oh well, that 's one thing sorted......time for a nice cup of tea......everything stops for tea........I SHALL NOT BE READING TEA-LEAVES TODAY......as i have decided to BREW A CAFETIERE OF COFFEE INSTEAD......ETHIOPIAN.....or .....Rwandan...rainforest.....oh.....i just don't know...yet;....I WISH I COULD GO ON A HOT AIR BALLOON,........TODAY ...
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I love tortoises, torticollises, especailly when they affect others, tortillas,tortilla ships, tortellini,tortens,I hate tortfeasors,I love tortile women ( love them so much that I could give up a torten for one tortile woman, the more twisted the more I fall in love ...
oh...HELLO AUTHOR.....AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAAAAAA .......I'M in a strange mood....I WISH i could get kidnapped by a philosopher...on the other hand....THEY MIGHT PICK MY BRAIN AND STEAL MY THEORIES....
AUTHOR....what's a tortile woman?....is she Italian...or can anyone be one...? I LOVE TORTOISES...HONESTLY I DO...i'm glad you love them too....did you mean tortilla chips....or SHIPS...?
Author....what the bloody hell are TORTFEASERS...& TORTENS...???????? ahaaaahaaahahahaha I'M JUST LAUGHING.. i nearly wet the bed...is this some kind of philosophers..RIDDLE..?
I HAVE A PLAN...WE must FIND YOU A 'VERY TWISTED TORTILE WOMAN..IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR TORTEN....IT IS OUR DUTY .....to enable you to fall in love....'
ps...i do have quite a fetching..TARTAN KILT...but..alas..VERY VERY STRAIGHT....not A TWIST ..IN SIGHT...
tortile = twisted if you are sexually and mentally twisted you will be loved by the author,no matter your nationality; we normal women are barely considered women by him !
AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
AHAHHAHHAHAAAAAAAA.
OH DEARIE DEARIE ME..I have wet myself today laughing..I MUST STOP NOW..OR I WILL END UP CRYING...my mum said..TOO MUCH LAUGHTER ALWAYS ENDS UP IN TEARS..
Dear anonimo..THANK YOU ...ahahahaha.).for ALERTING ME!!!...I Never knew it meant TWISTED..i NEED TO find my old phrasebook..thank goodness I AM NORMAL...!!(MY REAL NAME IS NOT MRS KRAKPOT..!!)
I have never had a threesome or even had sex..with A GIRAFFE!!! The author..can see how NORMAL..I AM..that's why I am not considered at all..REMEMBER he gave me the name..MRS KRAP..
SO that explains why HE LOVES TORTILLA..SHIPS AND CHIPS..SO MUCH...yes , I CAN JUST SEE HIM HAVING TORRID SEX IN A TORNADO..EATING HIS TORETELLINI..DOING THE TWIST AT THE SAME TIME...I'll bet he keeps his cufflinks on ..
i only like the missionary position....and i have EVEN forgotten how to do that one..!!
oh! his TORTEN ..is safe for THE time being..
PS...I didn't know there were any NORMAL women on the journal..
What actually is NORMAL..?
i feel like ive been on an acid trip and ive never done acid!!
i feel like ive been on an acid trip and ive never done acid!!
AHAHAHAHAHAAahahahahhahah
ahahahahaaaaaa.....MAGGS...ahahaahahahahahahhha.....I SEE THAT YOU ARE NOT NORMAL....I Noticed that during your NON-ACID -TRIP...2 duplicate comments appeared...this was happening to me yesterday...I THINK....that it is because I AM AN ARIES ...LIKE YOU.....and tortoises affect us...in a PSyCHEDELIC WAY....did you GO INTO A TRANCE?....BY ANY CHANCE?...oh a rhyming poem...has just come on.
A painful trance yes. No more tortellini for me.i mean ....tortens or twisted turtles. I hate twisted turtles!! hmmmm ....don't know if the author is willing to part with his torten.Or is he? loll
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