Dal vecchio blog Mrs krap

As I went for a wee after my tea. I thought of a quick poem for your Vice -presidential WANNABE. She thinks we don't notice -you see; how with her Guns she is so free, She jumps UP and Down with glee; AND SHOUTS IN AMERICAN 'GEEEEE'! LOOK AT ME ! I EAT MOOSE! NOT BRIE, I'm a hunter! yes, that's the REAL ME ! IT'S NOT illegal you know-I use a gun Not an arrow or a Bow-It's kinder & fun I go out in the Sun, With my hair and - moose burger in a Bun. Hey! world , I'm a tough Alaskan outdoorsy Mum. I make all animals hearts around me; beat like a Drum ... I cause chaos and Panic and Pain I don't think it is insane, It's Gods way; in the bible he sacrificed a lamb. So why should I be a Ham,No Siree,No ma'am ! WHAM ! BHAM ! OH DAMN ! I MISSED THAT ONE ! said the woman from Uncle Sam.FILM ME ON THE WEB CAM- THE reports that I miss ANY are just SPAM. I drink clean livin water not a whisky dram-lets face it ,but don't tell anyone I'm just a SHAM.I lie through my teeth, of course I'M A SCAM ..they thought me being a STRONG woman WOULD make me look like a Man. Driving my sturdy 4 WHEEL DRIVE VAN. Not for me ,dancing the Can Can. Even though soon I'm going to become a GRAN ! I like playing with my guns and acting like a Man. My name is Sarah -not- Hilary-Stan or Dan ! I'm A Pit-bull in lipstick ? I'm a Trick; not a Treat ! SO I URGE YOU TO VOTE for BARACK OBAMA ! I'm just a 3 rd rate -Performer- hired to be a charmer-I DON'T give good Karma. Not like Mr Obama,who makes us all feel calmer. I'm just full of wind and DRAMA.