How do you do.
I'm just passing thru.
Qui Qui -my name is Timothy.
I'm zee French -polynesian.
I sneeeef zeee 'EAU DE TOILET'
It is a sure BET,
even though you ave to be a
leeetle beet WET !
A whiff of it will ensure you GET;
my attention in zee club
or ZEEEE PUB!
Maggie...stay away from zee Italian men
Stick to zee FRENCH-YOU sexy WENCH!
I will take you to the park, and we'll sit on a bench.
And eat our sandwiches of BRIE;
AND DRINK WINE, NOT CUPS OF TEA!
no cappuccino's -or espresso's .
THEN you give me a dance lessoN for FREE.!
all because of qui WEE! and not SI si.
Zee chemical reaction -is my main attraction
CAN'T WAIT FOR ZEE ACTION !
OOOOO LA LA ..........ahahhahahaa!
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Mon petit amourrrrr (and i mean petit)im starting to have feelings for this little guy...i mean, everywhere i go, THERE HE IS!!Timmy my love..i only have eau de toilet for u!
Havent seen much of Wally lately....must not find my oui oui very attractive.
Mrs Krap do you really own a tortoise? You must love animals more than human beings lol
AAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA
AHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHA!
Maggie, I knew there was a slow SPARK igniting>>>between u two..these things (affairs of the heart)are delicate they take time.The minute you put your new perfume on,..(qui qui de toilet), timmy just started swimming around in circles....100% besotted.
ps..AH yes, walter ,now he wrote to me 3 days ago from the seychelles- HE IS diving for pearls..to make you a necklace,didn't i tell you.
and before you ask...WILLY THE WORM..(yes, I KNOW U have your eye on him; is having Italian lessons-(just incase ROSA is around,and antelopio..has gone on holiday to PARIS.!!.(he did want to take you with him..AT FIRST...but..(I'M AFRAID ,he is two-timing you with a ZEBRA...i know it's awful..i couldn't believe it..(SHE IS A REAL slut!!! SHE SLEPT WITH HIM ON THE FIRST DATE!!! YES!! I said to him ,TONY !Maggs would never have DONE THAT...she would have waited at LEAST 3 years,as any decent woman would of course.I think he is ashamed now, but HE had to take her with him as her Husband ALAN (the alligator)YES! SHE IS MARRIED !!! has found out..and he is VERY ANGRY!and SNAPPY...
So there we have it.....I KNOW you will be upset about 'TONY'...but I don't think he is your type really..
Dear Contumelia ...NO i don't own a tortoise .ahahahaahhahahahaaa..I WISH I DID...!! i love them...Timothy for some reason is not attracted to me at all...I DO HAVE 'WILLY THE WORM 'IN THE GARDEN THOUGH...(the one who is having lessons in the Italian language...)..AND NO! I DON'T HAVE A WHALE IN THE BATH..as he is diving for pearls...or an Antelope in the front garden...as he's gone to paris...with ZELDA !
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahahhahahahaaa
but,there could well be an aligator down the toilet for all i know...anything could happen in mrs kraps world...
I SEEM TO SEE ANIMALS AS HUMAN-BEINGS AND HUMAN-BEINGS AS ANIMALS...
ps :I'm a gazelle.
Penguin here...
AHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHahhhahahhaa
I LOVE PENGUINS....!!! I ADORE THEM....I JUST KNEW YOU WERE A PENGUIN ! HONESTLY ! ahahahahahahahaahaha......
NO WONDER ANGEL...KEEPS ATTACKING YOU !!! YOU SEE ,HOW ALL IN NATURE NATURAL.....shahahhahahaaa I WAS JUST thinking...yes (i know that's dangerous for mrs krap)...IT MUST BE HARD FOR YOU TO .......TANGO...maggie...
aahahhahahahAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAA
I'M LYING IN BED...ahahaaaahaahhaaa with that stress incontinence problem again.....EAU DE....MRS KRAP !!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAA...oh shit when i start i can't stop....ahahahhahahhahahhaa
LOL u are insaneeeeeeeeeee
The zebra is married and she's having an affair with my Tony...does she know who she's messing with? lol
ok....why is it hard for me to tango?
Because you are a penguin maggs......How can you lift your leg right up and AROUND THE MAN'S KNEE???.....IN THE DANCE.?...
ahhh....i forgot i was a penguin. How stupid of me!!
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