A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him isa guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans.Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, "Who are you, so that I may knowwhether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"The guy replies, "I'm Peter Pilot, retired American Airlines Pilot fromDallas."Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the pilot, "Take thissilken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom." The pilot goes intoHeaven with his robe and staff.Next it's the priest's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am FatherBob, pastor of Saint Mary's in Pasadena for the last 43 years."Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the priest, "Take this cottonrobe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom.""Just a minute," says the good father, "that man was a pilot and he gets asilken robe and golden staff, and I get only cotton and wood. How can thisbe?""Up here - - we go by results," says Saint Peter, "when you preached - -people slept; when he flew - - people prayed