giovedì 8 ottobre 2009
Strange ideas...are we chemically attracted?
Journal of Human Thermodynamics
BOND VARIETIES:
In human life, as is true with all chemical reactions, relationships,or bond formations, come in three varieties: ‘cold’, ‘ambient’, and‘hot’. Take, for example, any two chemicals, as atoms or molecules,and put them into a test-tube. If the two molecules, when mixed together, like each other, a bond will form, and energy will be givenoff—i.e. the test-tube will warm up. If the two molecules, when mixed together, don’t like each other, then no reaction will occur, and the test tube will remain cold. If the two molecules, when mixed together, are ‘undecided’ about whether or not their relationship could ‘work’, the test tube may both warm up at times and cool down attimes—overall there will be a nil temperature change.
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AHHAHAHAAHAHAHAA SORRY AUTHOR I HAVE GOT THE GIGGGGGGGGLESHAAHAHHAHAHHA
DO U KNOW WHAT..AHAAHHHAHAHHAHA..THIS A FANTASTIC POSTING...I LOVE IT !!! I DOOOOOOOOOOO AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA GRAZIE AAAHHHHAHAAAHAA!!!!
Did you know author...that it is scientifically proven...THAT THE SCENT OF A WOMANS URINE....can drive a man WILD.!! yes !Not just any womans urine though IT HAS TO BE THE RIGHT KIND OF CHEMICAL SMELL..)ONCE SNIFFED NEVER FORGOTTEN.......you probably didn't know that...because philosophers study different things from what i do.
Very romantic lol
so what ure saying is, i should soil my pants when i want to meet a man to make sure he likes my urine.
"YES YES YES !!!! MAGGS...THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT I AM SAYING"!!!!
I mean you DON'T hsve to go the whole way and WET your knickers or anything like that..(when you are dancing or in a pub...that COULD BE awkward...THEY ONLY NEED A LITTLE SNIFF OF IT !!!!
just PUT some behind your ears.,..you know like perfume...on the pulse spots...a little behind your knees and things....cleavage...etc....AND THEN SEE WHAT HAPPENS......AND THEN U HAVE TO WRITE ABOUT IT ON THE JOURNAL..
DO IT THIS WEEKEND ...(THE WEE I MEAN)...just try it...I'M GOING TO.IT WILL BE AN INTERESTING SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT OF OUR OWN..
IT IS a chemical attraction....so it won't work for all men..ONLY THE MAN THAT IS ATTRACTED TO YOUR PARTICULAR CHEMICAL....YOUR WEE WEE IN THIS CASE.......IT'S LIKE A MIRACLE !!!HOWEVER MAGGS...the man you fancy might not even get a sniff of you.....YOU COULD END UP WITH SOMEONE WHO IS really really attracted to your urnine scent...BUT YOU CAN'T STAND HIM.......
Warning= be careful who you walk past on saturday ...with your EAU DE URINE....
"YOU COULD END UP WITH SOMEONE WHO IS really really attracted to your urnine scent...BUT YOU CAN'T STAND HIM......."
the story of my life
Im going to a club with a female friend....she may not appreciate it ahahahahhaha
Aahahhahahahhaahaha oh dear poor maggs...is it that bad!
Listen i thought of this earlier (IT WAS ONE OF MY BRAINWAVES!)now i KNOW...where 'EAU DE TOILET' comes from...you see maggie HOW CLEVER THE FRENCH ARE...in the 'art of love' ! Qui qui....every where u look you see WEE wee......it's amazing that i did not spot it before.
ps...remember that Timothy is french polynesian..
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