MRS KRAP JUST REPORTING ON AND OFF FOR DUTY ...

http://www.napoli.com/ Good morning Author and all readers and the Universe...and the swallows in the garden sitting on the telegraph poles. I hope everyone out there is well and has a good day.I am not having a very good day at the moment..it's 13:21 pm BST....here...and ...i have already had 3 disasters...the hoover belt..snapped!!!I put a new one on...and that snapped...THEN I WAS BLAMED FOR BREAKING IT!!! and then I WAS AHAHHAHAHAAAHAAHHAHAHAHAA oh dear...i was........oh..i will finish this off later..... i am covered in dust honestly..from the hoover...i mean..i danced the tango with it...I NEED HIM TO WORK!!!!!!!! THE MICROWAVE EXPLODED!! HONESTLY....it's dead...and my bed is burnt!!!!I'M GOING FOR A BATH now...with PRIMROSE ....as............I'M FILTHY !!!

TWO SWALLOWS POOED ON MY HEAD..an hour ago(i have left it on AS.,THIS IS EXTREMELY LUCKY ! I WISH I COULD SEND SOME TO POOH ON YOUR HEADS.,.....I WILL TRY...>>>>>>>>>>>GOOD LUCK IS NOT TO BE SCOFFED...AT!..get iT from where you can...!

I can wash my hair now....it's been on long enough...

oh PS!!! WARNING !WASH YOUR HANDS WELL IF YOU HAVE TO TOUCH BIRD POO.....BECAUSE OF BIRD FLU.....(THIS IS NOT A POEM !!!!)