MAGGS ! PUT THAT MAN DOWN! THIS MINUTE..!

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So this is what you are up to! Miss sky -blue -silk- dress ! No wonder you are messing 'timothy' walter and poor willy about ! Stop that kissing Immediately ! What ?You want to dance 'the 'cha cha cha 'with him in a minute ! No !you can't! Have you completely lost your senses madam?What if the 'Author' catches you;'?...You ARE supposed to be on duty tonight! IT'S YOUR Turn to .;....to wheel the Tea trolley around the office...I'M SICK OF DOING IT !

This bloke does NOT in anyway look Italian! Is he AUSTRIAN !..or god forbid SWISS..?.OH i SEE...! He has promised to teach you how to YODEL ! (i just knew it! I knew he was one of those...bloody YODLERS !!.You know what the rules are here...they specifically state that all femail correspOndents ...are ONLY ALLOWED TO KISS --ITALIAN MEN.....& Dance the TARANTELLA !...Otherwise it is instant DISMISAL ! (there is of course SPECIAL dispensation for me...as I am the MOST senior Foreign correspondent EVER INVENTED.)...i am allowed to bend the rules and kiss any man i please...I HAVE to be able to do this FOR RESEARCH purposes for the journal.Underlings like you ...have to OBEY. ...till you get promoted.NO you can't GO to the Roman Orgy...THE Author has already allocated ME TO GO.We just need FREE tickets From Fiorella and I'M OFF..!! Yes ,yes.,..I KNOW ROSA..IS DESPERATE TO GO,She can go next year! Her husband needs her to TEACH him how to do handstands ,whilst they have oral sex..It's a very complicated position .

It's not long now till December.I wonder if i should take my Gladiator sandals...and my peacock fan.....

What???? YOU love the way his feather tickles your? Well,....i suggest you whip it out ! AND USE IT AS A PEN! .....and get to work.

ps.....I'll have lady -grey please.-no sugar -and a little milk..and a nice slice

of ...pecan pie...(still warm and crunchy on top)with cream...CLOTTED....!

HURRY..........UP! Maggie.

psssssssss ....DON'T forget to make 'the author' some Porridge for breakfast....leave it in the fridge and he can heat it up in the morning,do you think he can manage the microwave on his own? Yes, semi-skimmed milk and no sugar....he can have a spoonful of honey...(just a teaspoon).......you know how grumpy he gets if nothing is right in the office,I took the Pirelli calendar down.....Miss October...was too ..just too ,,,,well she was riding a bike FULLY DRESSED .!...He would HATE THAT !....I'LL get him a copy of the new Penthouse one tomorrow......I hope he doesn't notice I stole $30 out of the secret drawer (in that tin...that he thinks no -one knows about.)...I needed the money to buy a new YSL...RED LIPSTICK.....i'll put it back next pay day.