FOR DARLING.'SENSITIVE TITS '!

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Dearest SENSITIVE TITS, ahaaAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAHHAAHHAHAA! 1) I LOVE MY NEW NAME.............'MRS KRAP...OV ! 2)I am so delighted to get a lovely letter from you all for myself! 2 a) Ah! BUT it wasn't even addressed to me I see.....to whom it may concern...just noticed that...YOU MIGHT HAVE ADDRESSED IT TO ME...! I'm suprised you didn't try to write it 'anonymously' like you have rather a PENCHANT for doing.. GRAZIE.....anyhow,.as i had NO IDEA that YOU WERE ACTUALLY ABLE TO WRITE.....WELL DONE ! Did you swallow a dictionary for breakfast..? SO MANY BIG WORDS...in such perfect 'PRESIDENTIAL ENGLISH'...my ,my ,what a BIG MOUTH you must have.....AS well aS a BIG HEAD.. 3)I KNEW YOU LOVED MY KNICKERS! 4)I KNOW YOU NEED A NEW BRA! THAT PURPLE ONE NEEDS A GOOD WASH!!! 5)THAT'S COMING NEXT ! ..... 6)YES, YOU DID PUT A VAGINA ON THE JOURNAL....BUT OF COURSE ,I KNEW IT COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE YOURS! IT belonged to a 'FEMALE 'of the human species ... 7) I thought IT WOULD BE LOVELY FOR YOUR HUSBAND to get his Penis measured........SO YOU COULD BUY HIM the right size of WILLY WARMER for christmas and things... AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAA! Grazie again for making me laugh...you have made my day (HONESTLY) ahaaaahahaahahhaahaaahahahahahahahaa ! X X . PS........yes, i DO carry a tape measure; ever since you complained that my postings were too long.THOSE THAT YOU NEVER READ. YOU , ARE SO unique Miss sensitive tits 'as you ARE THE ONLY PERSON IN THE whole WIDE WORLD ,THAT HAS EVER TOLD ME (OR should i actually say 'had the gall; either in italian or in english TO others here)...THAT 'I' (THAT ENGLISH WOMAN) as you had a 'liking' for calling me (in ItALIAN) (you know in that utterly condescending manner that you enjoy so much-when you deemed fit NOT TO EVEN give me any name at all ..HAVE 'NO SENSE OF HUMOUR'...Me!I think that was the FUNNIEST thing you ever wrote........5 WHOLE TIMES...! YES !.YOU EXCELLED YOURSELF! even when i was no longer writing on the journal...YOU STILL had to WRITE IT... OH and i do wear my rubber gloves especially for you...and MY TIARA for MY (in your GREAT learned opinion 'HOUSE KEEPING QUEENS ENGLISH.)..ahaahahahahaaahahAHAAHHHHAHAAAHHAAHA THAT DID MAKE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD ! I EVEN WEAR AN APRON AS WELL......lacy... it's NICE...it'S got a picture of a KANGAROO ON IT. AND NEXT TIME YOU ARE INFRONT OF ME....... DON'T FORGET TO COURTESY ....or I'LL SEND YOU TO THE TOWER OF LONDON!>>>>>>>> sharpish ! pps...ONE VERY LAST THING.....IT is YOU that GETS YOUR KNICKERS IN A TWIST.! SI ......MRS KRAP....OV...)..very rarely wears any.