MRS KRAKPOTOWSKA WITH HER TOMATOES.

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Hello Dearest Readers, this is Mrs Krap reporting from the tropical rainforest in Yorkshire...(OTHERWIZE KNOWN AS A CONSERVATORY).....

1) PHOTO on the left...MRS KRAP on the television showing off her Tomatoes.....

2) Photo on the right.......Mrs KRAP eating,or just about to bite into a sweet cherry tomato freshly picked off the plant this morning.AND LOOK HOW BRAVE I AM! I HAVE JUST SPOTTED A YELLOW SNAKE..leering at ME !JUST ABOUT TO PINCH THAT TOMATO ..right out of my mouth.!.You see readers... in even deepest darkest yorkshire ....there are many dangerous encounters ..to be had.One must be on ones guard at all times...one never knows what's lurking in the undergrowth.That's why I always have nice clean knickers on ...just incase...it goes back from the old days, when i was a little girl,MY beloved Mum(Mama) always said "YOU MUST ALWAYS have a nice clean vest on and underwear."..."JUST INCASE YOU GET RUNOVER".....I never forgot that sound advice.....Mrs krap is READY for anything...

3) PHOTO on the far right...IS .. NOT there;...it was one of Mrs krakpot biting into the tomato...and it SQUIRTED >>>>>>SPLAT!!! ALL OVER THE mobile phone camera lense and made a big mess...I thought i would spare you that. sight of seeds and juice..

Dearest friends...I sincerely hope you are all having a lovely Sunday wherever you may find yourselves, In whichever time zone.....etc etc........

Tomorrow ,I will introduce you to my SWEET YELLOW pepper plants that are still GREEN!........& POINT BLANK REFUSING TO TURN YELLOW..!...AND MY GHERKINS.(It must be because i have slavic BLOOD.......i am addicted to them....I LOVE GHERKINS.!!!!!!!!!!!! & I HOPE YOU DO TOO...................

And might i just say....'BLOODY HELL'!.....RED IS Very harsh on the eyes ..with this green background colour....one needs a pair sunglasses....to be sure...

And another thing ..AUTHOR..!!!...what's that DAMN CD THING THAT KEEPS FLOATING PAST......saying that MY OPINION COUNTS..!!..AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

AAAAAAAHAHHA ....IT'S DRIVING ME MAD! iT'S LIKE A FLYING VIRTUAL SAUCER.....!