Hello my dear Maggs....,
Mrs Krap thought you may be in need of your TEQUILA....(after our telepathy experiment earlier on...)..now...maggie.I know you have your 'THING' MINE IS toilet paper and a certain kind of kitchen roll and sky blue hankies.....YOURS IS ROCK SALT-TEQUILA-LEMON.....oh ! SORRY...not in the right logical all important THING order...Ummmmmm Right...TEQUILA-SICILIAN LEMON-SALT....ACTUALLY ....do you know what...i have already mixed you a tequila sunrise....& to be going on with...a special concoction....in second glass....it is herbal with triple shot of tequila...(no worms.) AS I LOVE THEM....and darwin would KILL ME.....lime...yes the salt and ...a secret HERB from Mr CULPEPPER ..no less.....
CHEERS MAGGS.....!chin chin.'..oh! it's all so SOPHISTICATED ISN'T IT ....in an Italian bistro like this !....NA ZDROWIE....!! X
ps...I'm waiting for the Tequila joke....AMBRE! AMBRE.!...that's me...doin my mexican impression...i have my canc'un hat on....
well i must be off now....It is almost time for my NOCTURNAL MUSING number 4.......ahahahahahaaa i love my musings.....what painting shall i choose tonight......???? maggs THAT IS the question......
ps...DON'T GET TOO PISSED....on duty ..or the Author will .,UMMMMmmmm ..will....send us ofF to0 ......................????????????????????
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MMMMmmmm the first one looks good! OK here it is:
A man goes into a bar and sits down. Orders a beer, and sees a large jar filled with 10 dollar bills. Asks the bartender about it: Hey...whats with the jar filled w/ all that money? There must be thousands of dollars in there. Bartender says, you can win that. But u have to give me $10 in order for me to tell u how u can win it. So the man gives the bartender $10 bucks toward the jar.
Bartender says: ok, there are 3 things u have to do in order to win the money.
First, see this bottle of tequila w/ a worm in it? u have to drink it all down. The entire thing!
Second, there is a large pitbull with a very sore tooth in the yard. U have to pull out his tooth, with your hands.
And lastly, there is a 93 yr old woman upstairs who has never had an orgasm. U must give her an orgasm.
The man laughs and says...nah, ill never be able to do any of those things. So he continues to drink. More and more beer....a while later he's feeling pretty good, he says" let me see that bottle of tequila." So he starts drinking it. Down it goes....even eats the worm! Then gets up, and walks out back. For the next 10 minutes or so, u could hear him and the dog wrestling, scuffling. Poor dog, howling and barking. Then suddenly things got quiet...the man comes inside the bar, shirt all torn up and bloodied, looks at the bartender and says: now where did u say the lady with the sore tooth is?
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAAHA
OHHHHHH AHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHHA
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OH dear ...i must find my incontinence pads....
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THAT JOKE IS SO FUNNY ! thanks maggs....ahaahhahhahahahahaAAHHA
haahahhahahaahhahaahahahhahahaahahahaahhaahahhaah povera vecchietta non ha avuto il piacere di un orgasmo hahahahahaha
si tu pensi alla povera vecchietta, e il povero cane???? lol
scusa , ma perche povero cane? almeno ha goduto anche con il mal di denti hahahahahahaha
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