ENGLISH WEATHER REPORT! HOT ! HUMID! .and sultry...MOSSIE WEATHER.!...

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Dear Author ,readers and the Universe....The 'met office' has issued a 'severe weather WARNING report'...(honestly)....After weeks of 'Glorious' hot sunshine..(on and ofF...well it is BRITAIN).....here in England...(with lots of SCARY THUNdersTORMS....they say it can ONLY get worse...the hot..weather will produce MANY MORE STORMS..... last week whilst Mrs Krap was under the bed...Quaking in fear...in real life ..for a reason)....the south...In the U/K, was getting hailstones..The size of GOLF BALLS...that actually damaged cars and ohhhhh LOTS OF OTHER THINGS......this is in my NOT ..HUMBLE OPINION;....'GLOBAL WARMING'....that i predicted many years ago...as i have always been a follower of the ELEMENTS....being such a 'natural woman'....IT CAN'T BY-PASS ME.....IT JUST SORT OF ....DROPS ON ME....well...it could be because i want to use my 'prada' umbrella......silk..with the most utterly impressionist design....oh !hang on...or was it......'MISSONI'.....NO..! TOO JUMBLED UP! ......it was actually 'CHEAP AND CHIC 'Moschino'........oh no...gosh no..!! NOT THAT ONE.....TOO ITALIAN for my liking.(AND I LEFT IT ON THE TRAIN...i did...it was black with white cats and dogs..raining all over it.....it was.....what was..????? What are you talking about? oh shut up...! WILL YOU ! STOP SHOWING ME UP!! .......no !YOU SHUT UP...i'm telling them about my 'brollies'....they are an integral part of me....'Y SL' qui ...I didn't wish to be rude....here on this 'PROPER FASHIONABLE .ITALIANO..JJJJJJJJJJJJJJOURNAL.......oh! do i have to bloody say it....ok.....arghhhhhh arrrrrrrghhhhhhh 'BLLLLLLLLLLlllllllllllOG !!Ughhhhh aaaaaaaaaaRRRhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! (that is a Polish scream ...AGAIN.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHGH.!!!....I HATE BLOGS.! I ONLY WRITE MY WORDS ON A JJJJJJJOURNAL......(it's my french accent....it's quite good actually....because i have zEEEEEEEE NOZ.....!!! not zeeeee beeeeeee noz......bat...zeeeeeee very sensitive NOZ...NOS........QUI....QUI....time to go to zeeeeeee bathroom.........

oh it's the dawn chorus.....! A crime against humanity...THE INSOMNIAC.......STRIKES AGAIN....

A SYMPHONY OF SUPREME SOPORIFIC SUBLIME SENSUOUS....SYLLABLES....FROM MY FRIENDS .....'the birds'.....oh how i LOVE THEM....imagine never hearing a 'birdsong SYMPHONY ever'........thank you my lord...for my ears.......

goodnight my 'darling readers' ...whatever time zone you may find yourselves in...Mrs Krakpotowska...will ease you into sleep...because she is well...she is............oh that's another story........and i WANT PAYING FOR IT.......!!!!!!!!! I'M SICK TO DEATH OF GIVING MY SLEEP INDUCING SERVICES FREE HERE....AUTHOR...! !AUTHOR...!!! PLEASE !!!!! LOOK INTO MY PAY SLIPS....you know...I haven't been paid for 'YONKS now"!!!!! a cucumber sandwich would do from time to time......( i do love the crust....IT MAKES MY HAIR CURL....) one must never ever cut the crust off...unless one is of blue blood..........AND i'm read...RED i meant.......although....i do have some blue blood....my old readers will know..that..my great great, great, great, great,great,great,great great,great,... GREAT GRANDFATHER...WAS SEDUCED INTO OBLIVION..BY A beautiful POLISH COUNTESS...(HONESTLY) and.....well..........you may kiss my hand .........full stop......and ,,,,,,NOTHING...unless.. you are SWEDISH....then we NEED to talk................