Versi terapeutici di Mrs Krak

A poem that might relieve back pain and all it's other nasty-cruel symptoms. A BAD PAIN IN MY BACK. I have a bad back ! I can't even hit the sack. I just haven't found the knack! So I'll GO to the QUACK! COS THE PAIN IS SO BAD! Well' i'm jack or jill..the lad. This is no FAD ! It's damn well SAD! I WILL BE SO GLAD! When it stops driving me MAD! I have a stiff Neck ! oh! WHAT THE HECK; Is happening to me? Please set me FREE of this awful pain- that IS MY AIM.. even though it is broken, give me a break! oh no! a token.! What's at stake ! Oh! well, that can't be spoken. I CAN'T swear! I wouldn't dare; because I do have a care, for the ladies so fair of the Blog! and of course...the lady Dog. I have a pain in my TUM And one in my BUM I feel so GLUM! PAIN has become my CHUM! OH! BUT I'M NOT DUMB! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Better A loaf than a crumb! I can't even come,as I have to rest. YES..THAT'S BEST ! So pain pain go away ! Don't come back another day. That is all I will say. Apart from oh F..k! I'm no sitting duck ! This pain does suck!